No we don't

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 04/04/2019 at 18:12 • Filed to: None

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We don’t care about your darkest or lightest hour.  Whats an hour?

PS9 > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 18:19

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Hour = 1/24 of earth's rotation. 

HammerheadFistpunch > PS9 04/04/2019 at 18:20

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THE EARTH ROTATES!  brb I gotta gather more nuts!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 18:21

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i swerve for squirrels..... fuckers are quick tho... havent hit one yet

i also swerve for plastic bags, bits of cardboard, raindrops, unicorns or just coz i felt like it

*swerves*

vicali > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 18:25

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Nope, they don’t get into the gang if I swerve..

WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 18:33

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Welp , no need to swerve  for squirrel anymore then

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 18:33

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https://oppositelock.kinja.com/damned-squirrel-1826202018

Does this mean that the squirrels will come and kill me in at my happiest moment in life?

Nibby > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 18:34

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Darkest hour is a metal band from DC

HammerheadFistpunch > WilliamsSW 04/04/2019 at 18:36

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We only give you the impression you gonna catch us.

HammerheadFistpunch > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 04/04/2019 at 18:37

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If we’re honest this could be true either way.

ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 18:37

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Squirrels are assholes.

HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn 04/04/2019 at 18:38

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Hey, just be glad we’re not Geese eh?  

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 18:40

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Chariotoflove > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 18:51

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I just watched ant  man and the wasp. I want that but with squirrels.

Alas. Scooby has killed enough of them that we are probably on their shit list.

Cash Rewards > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 19:42

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Y’all deserve this

https://m.kohls.com/product/prd-2122861/accoutrements-horse-head-squirrel-feeder.jsp?skuid=99158166&ci_mcc=ci&utm_campaign=&utm_medium=CSE&utm_source=connexity&utm_product=&utm_campaignid=&CID=shopping34&utm_content=Cj0KCQjw1pblBRDSARIsACfUG11QMrV01jGGYxx3KPslV1d1w8gs6fsUIc4hJuglfVTx1f-icNh9AhQaArWGEALw_wcB

random001 > HammerheadFistpunch 04/04/2019 at 19:58

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Future Heap Owner > ttyymmnn 04/04/2019 at 21:19

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My friend (a rat lover) likes to point out that they’re “just rats with good PR”

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HammerheadFistpunch 04/05/2019 at 02:19

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Tinned squirrel!